blevkog

actually,and more folishly,it's six.There's another blade on the back of it.my derision knows no bounds

Surely you people are not casting doubt on the motives of the Gillette Corporation?

The first blade lifts, the second blade separates, the third blade cuts, the fourth blade does your taxes, the fifth blade walks your dog...
Sadly, this will not make models hang off of you like a pancho, contrary to commercial reality.

... and the list of Landfill fodder grows... welcome to the throw-away religion of consumerism, Kevvy.
graven

It was not too long ago when the four blades (Quattro?) had made its debut. Like a well timed joke, I had predicted (after watching a commercial for the three bladed older cousin) that four would be next. I never dreamed that we would need 5 blades... I am sure that it will still make my neck bleed just like any other blade.

I'm thinking that not too far down the road we'll have actual sandpaper to shave with.

Sandpaper? Sandpaper? Gentlemen, you're not thinking big enough, which is why I'm proposing to patent the idea of the 64-Blade Flense-To-The-Bone Razor System.