Following the Example
1. I am equally amazed and bewildered at the fact that there exists a Patron Saint of the Internet
2. Not only am I not the President, I'm not even a
3. While I'm unsure as to the actual existence of God and Heaven, I sincerely hope there's a Hell, just so there's a place for Telemarketers, Augusto Pinochet, and the people who run Airport concessions.
4. I think this whole 70's revival thing has gone too far.
5. Finally, I hate these chain letter tags BS...