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This is the Best You Can Come Up With?

McCain vs. Clinton? That's like paying $100 dollars to Pay-TV for a Heavyweight Boxing Title fight, and getting Mike Tyson vs. Butterbean. Actually, it's closer to Mike Tyson vs. Stringbean. Personally, I'm pulling for Newt Gingrich as a dark-horse hopeful, cause you know there's nothing America needs more than a crappy Sci-Fi author in the White House.

Just flipped down the link and found that Condoleeza Rice won't be elected because she's not married.

What kind of country is that?

Can we have the button just to keep it, and us, safe?

Well, it would confuse people - bad enough if she were married - what do you call the guy - First Gentleman, First Husband? But since she's single, what do you call her boyfriend - First Dude?

Oh yeah, like there's a Canadian politician I'd trust with the button - actually, there isn't a button, that's just a common misconception. What there is is a Warrant Officer with a briefcase containing the launch codes.

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